FAQ FTW!

(...Might actually not be so frequent. Whatever.)

1) Who are you, exactly?

My name is Megz, which is not my real name, but rather close. I'm an Ohio transplant living in sunny, cuckoo-crazy Florida. I'm in my thirties, single with no kids. Contrary to popular culture mores and expectations, I'm ok with that. Really. I've been doing the call center circuit for a while now, and though I'm not a huge fan, the experience has proved to be very useful - and entertaining! I live for randomness and delight in the strange. :)

2) Have you blogged before?

Indeed I have! I've had multiple blogs on blogger, as well as forays with Myspace and LiveJournal, all of which are pretty much defunct. I tend to get really personal, and later either delete in embarassment or run away screaming.

3)What makes this blog different?

Well, I really don't know if is, to be honest :) It's entirely plausible. I won't pretend that I'm not an emotional person and things won't get pretty dramatic, but maybe if I'm at least honest up front it won't get weird later. Besides, I didn't create this blog as a vast, pointless account of my everyday life, I'm actually angling with a ::trumpet sound:: A...PURPOSE!

4) Which is?

Actually its a long story, one that will eventually be recounted here, I'm positive, but, I'm pretty much doing it to help me lose weight.

5) Oh goddamnit.

Hey, be nice to me my own blog, alright? Anyway, that's not even a question! So I'm just going to interpret that as "Why are you making such a lame blog?" and/or "How the hell is that going to work, anyway?" Amirite?

6) Pretty much!

Well, jeez, just say it then! Ok. I personally believe that my physical health (Largely impacted by excess weight, pardon the pun.) is a direct result of my mental and even spiritual health. I've tried a lot of methods, and I'm kind of stunned that I haven't tried to blog this out. I mean, like I said before, I'm no stranger to emotional blogs, but I guess the whole concept just sort of escaped me.


7) Well alrighty then. So how much do you weigh, anyway?

Whoa, whoa WHOA! Back up thar. I really don't think thats necessary right now, I mean, just getting starting right?


8) Dude. This is the Frequently Asked Questions section of your alledged weight-loss blog. That's like a really important thing to know. Duh.

Yeah, yeah, I see your point. However. I'm not going there. Yet.


9) Why not?

Well, I feel like I need a bit more substance first, you know, get things up in the air. I'm not anticipating a whole of structure with this blog, I'm taking the whole attitude of "letting it all happen".


10) Yeah. I don't think you're going to lose weight with that approach.

This is the FAQ for the blog! I haven't even started with the actual weight lost plan. Just trying to nail something together. Just relax, kick off your shoes and get comfy. This is going to take a bit....